Yet another reason to stay home and masturbate

So Gonorrhea has become resistant to all but one kind of antibiotic... which means that unless new antibiotics are developed, the clap could kick some serious ass.
Washington Post Story

I was looking for an image to post with this piece of news and came across this stuffed version of an enlarged gonorrhea microbe!
Dirty Microbe
also sells plush versions of your other favorite diseases: mono, syphillis, the common cold. I'm thinking that you could give these out as a sort of booby prize for the people with incurable gonorrhea...